Alright horsefuckers, these two chapters are where the story started getting longer and now there's about 6 thousand words added to both. First and foremost, with Re: 13: Max has more reasons to like Velvet Breeze and their relationship generally makes more sense. I also gave her some background that was much needed, gave her an actual age, and made the woman less... bland in general, I guess. As for Max and Sunbutt, their reunion is a little less 'Oh shit, um...' and is a bit more 'Yeah, so I

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So I got rewrite number seventeen done and I asked myself why it took so long to edit. I put a good amount of time into it before I had to calm down with all the writing, and it didn't take much to realize that it was because I could put 15k into the rewritten chapter and only get 8-10k added to the total word count. Shit kinda just slapped me since I delete and rework a lotta shit, but with 17? 10k added to one chapters is a little excessive and I'm kind of scared of OG: 25 looming in the

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I fucked up. When I originally did the title I used the plural form instead of the singular possessive. If it was a larger issue, I'm sure someone would've told me, but it was bothering me anyway now that I've noticed. Small shit fixed.

It's going to be a large update. Larger than the last by a good clip. As always, I hope you enjoy it. I do appreciate feedback by the way, though I don't really get much of it. I don't know if ATTRTR is actually any good with the thumb system, but 4/5 reviews aren't bad, so I can live with that.

That said, this chapter probably won't be done until sometime later today, so watch this while you wait.

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Alright jacks of ass and my dearest readers, we've officially topped the word count for the longest chapter in the story by about 2000 words. The fun fact is that it could have easily been 70k if I didn't delete as much as I did, but let's get onto the differences, yeah?

Final Warning: Spoilers Ahead

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Alrighty, so I've fixed all the links in my bio. The Ringtail Chat has been rebranded and repurposed to Ringo's Writing Chat. Drop by and check out other people's shit. Post your own artistic media. Maybe swing by for a sprint and see how fast you can pump out some words?

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Chapter Twenty-Seven is officially finished, and with it we bring Noir into the picture along with tackling Twilight with the love hug she deserves at this point in the story.

The frustrating thing is that I wrote about 12-15k into the chapter, got about 6k added to the previous total, and have absolutely no clue what I changed because my brain decided to delete those files and kept the squee sound effect for some fucking reason. Speaking of, Flutter.yay might still be up

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It's the longest by a pretty good clip and I've been writing for about ten or so hours. even on the marathon, it's been a fun chapter to write. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did. I've also come to realize that I wrote like, 3 pages of smut so you can either look forward to or skip that. Whichever suits your fancy. The Chapter probably won't be done for a few more hours, but I won't be releasing it until tomorrow. I mean, hell, I want to people to read this shit and releasing it at

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I have chapter 15 primed and ready to go for the morning, and am currently about 2000 words into 16. I got a job and life has gotten hectic, but I'll spare you my bullshit and let you get on with your life, yeah?

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Okay, my proud, proud homies. My readers and fans. The people who look at A Thief's Tale and view the fuck out of it:

I have an announcement and it might annoy some people. Chapters 51-73, as in 'Fuck Me, and Not In The Nice Way' to 'The Dawn of Kaid Maximus' are all officially an 'IF' offshoot. I repeat, about 23 chapters are now and forever obsolete and noncanon. I thank you for your time, sausage, and views.

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Yeah, that's a my b on that one, but it's done now and we come ever closer to the rewrites not needing as much time as they currently take. Again, if you've forgotten, we're looking around 36-38 for faster chapter releases, so hold onto your assorted cells and bear with me here.

As Always, Stay Cool Kids

Would you fellows prefer sub 20k updates that come a bit quicker, or larger chapters that take a bit more time to read? At the moment, I've been running into good places to stop earlier in my chapters (about halfway through) and am quite curious as to whether I should just put them out sooner or continue working on them. It makes little difference to me, but I'd like to have some feedback as to what goes on in the minds of my readers, so PM me or Reply to this and I'll get back to you. For

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Chapter 36 is officially done as of this moment, but I might wait a bit longer to drop it so I can get started on a backlog. That said, eh. Just lemme know.

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This is new news about a new story that you;'ve probably read about in a previous Blog at some point, but here it is;

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Chapter 17 won't be too much longer now, probably going to be out sometime around 9am EST, but it will not be sub 20k as I anticipated. We're looking at a little over that. Of course, the chapter will be done sometime in the night, but releasing my shit in the morning seems to garner more attention, so I prefer to do that rather than at 3 am when there are fewer people able to read.

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With Chapter Seventy-One of A Thief's Tale: Road To Redemtion being posted, there are only two chapters left of the madness. Here's hoping you enjoy.

Sup nerds? I live, I breath, I'm no longer literally living in a forest. Life is better.

Yeah, so I was homeless from August of 2022 until January 2023. Funny how life works. Explained below.

As for ALL FUTURE WRITING PROJECTS:

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I recently got a message (Somewhat recently, I should say) from a fan of Road to Redemption asking for my blessing in building their own world within my AU. Now, I myself have wanted to collaborate with other authors because I fucking love the idea of writing with someone else and blending our styles together, but that's not what's happening here.

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So it's done, though it's not edited yet. My question is whether you guys would prefer the 10k version now, or wait for the other half to be completed and just add the two together.

So I've been rewriting A Thief's Tale as I've been posting it to RR and it's been taking longer nad longer to get through the chapters. I'm not upset bty this in the slightest. Every corner, every paragraph, damn near every situation can be touched up. For example, Life in Technicolor: Max is no longer all that upset with Rainbow. He's mostly scared. His meeting with Celestia is less suave and charming. Much more 'goofy-fuck' with a penchant for being endearing. So far I've msotly jsut

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